A collection
Honest subscriptions for dishonest times.
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subscriptionspeedrun.com
The timer started when the page loaded. World record: 4.200s.
$2.99 / month — unlimited runs
↗consequencefortheminority.com
Answer a question. If your opinion is in the minority, your card gets charged.
$0.49 – $4.99 / question
buyvalidation.com
Tell us anything. We'll tell you you're right.
free — $9.99 / month
↗doesyourcardwork.com
Monthly confirmation that your card still works.
$0.99 / month
↗financialleaderboard.com
Pay what you want. The leaderboard is live. Everyone sees your rank.
You set the price / month
↗subscribe.gripe
Pay forever. Receive nothing.
$0.99 / month
↗whichcountryisbest.com
Your subscription is your vote. Cancel and you concede.
$0.99 / month
↗mypainfulreminder.com
We will hold you accountable. Every month, without fail, we charge your card.
$2.99 / month
↗holdingwaterhostage.com
Every month you're subscribed, one plastic water bottle is emptied back into nature.
$1.99 / month
↗luckydaymonthly.com
We assign your lucky day. That day is yours now.
$1.99 / month
↗workingreason.com
Charges you whether you worked or not. Get back to it.
$3.99 / month
↗onemoremonth.com
Consistently here. Unlike your resolutions.
$3.65 / month
↗placeholdersub.com
Not sure what to subscribe to yet? Keep the habit warm.
$0.99 / month
↗swipingsimulator.com
Enter your card. Drag it through the reader. It actually charges you.
$1.99 / swipe
Every subscription service promises value. Most deliver something adjacent to what they advertised, on a timeline they control, at a price that quietly increases.
These don't pretend. The charge is the product. The absurdity is on purpose. The honesty is the differentiator.
You know exactly what you're getting. That's more than most subscriptions can say.
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